Chinoiserie Anti-ICE Needlepoint Chart
Classic needlepoint, but angry.
This design pairs a traditional blue-and-white chinoiserie border with a message that says exactly what we’re all thinking. It’s elegant and unhinged. It’s perfect for anyone who loves timeless needlepoint aesthetics and telling politicians to fuck right off.
This is a larger, more immersive project with clean lettering, bold contrast, and a finish that looks shockingly refined for something so profane.
The details:
Pattern size: 130 x 104 stitches
Finished size: 10" x 8" on 13-mesh canvas or 7.25" x 5.75" if stitched on 18-mesh canvas
Total stitches: 7,831
Total colors: 5 (DMC listed in chart)
Format: Digital PDF download
Compatible with needlepoint or cross stitch
This listing is for a digital chart only—no physical canvas or thread included. Download instantly, stitch at your own pace, and enjoy the quiet satisfaction of stabbing fabric thousands of times in righteous indignation.
Traditional needlepoint energy. Extremely modern feelings.
F' Chinoiserie KN
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